{"id":1091,"date":"2016-07-17T17:15:04","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T16:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2017-04-30T13:11:20","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T12:11:20","slug":"le-monde-se-divise-en-deux-categories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1091","title":{"rendered":"[DELIRE N\u00b027] Le monde se divise en deux cat\u00e9gories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Et oui, le monde se divise en deux cat\u00e9gories, c&rsquo;est bien connu !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/P2W4FsDVKMY\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Ceux qui chantonnent \u00e0 tue t\u00eate&#8230; Et les autres.<\/li>\n<li>Ceux qui ouvrent leur porti\u00e8re (de voiture) en la collant au mur d&rsquo;\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9&#8230; Et les autres.<\/li>\n<li>Ceux qui ach\u00e8tent des albums chant\u00e9s par des enfants&#8230; Et les autres.<\/li>\n<li>Ceux qui appellent \u00e0 20h du soir&#8230; Et les autres.<\/li>\n<li>Ceux qui filment avec un appareil photo&#8230; Et les autres.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Dans tout ces cas, je fais toujours parti des autres.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tout le monde peut faire cette petite liste chez soi (ou chez les autres) &#8211; (ou chez personne) pour se d\u00e9finir tr\u00e8s facilement en cinq pauvres petites phrases et en ajoutant \u00ab\u00a0Dans tout ces cas, je fais toujours parti des autres.\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la fin !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez, \u00e0 vous de jouer ! (je d\u00e9teste &#8211; un peu &#8211; cette formule l\u00e0) \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) ! &nbsp; Et oui, le monde se divise en deux cat\u00e9gories, c&rsquo;est bien connu ! &nbsp; Ceux qui chantonnent \u00e0 tue t\u00eate&#8230; Et les autres. Ceux qui ouvrent leur porti\u00e8re (de voiture) en la collant au mur d&rsquo;\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9&#8230; Et les autres. Ceux qui ach\u00e8tent des albums chant\u00e9s par <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1091\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[75],"tags":[45,54],"class_list":["post-1091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delire","tag-comprendre","tag-drole"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-hB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3934,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions\/3934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}