{"id":1257,"date":"2016-09-13T17:15:47","date_gmt":"2016-09-13T16:15:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2017-04-30T13:16:03","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T12:16:03","slug":"la-psychose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1257","title":{"rendered":"[DELIRE N\u00b032] La psychose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Cet article va \u00eatre nul car j&rsquo;avais une super id\u00e9e mais je l&rsquo;ai oubli\u00e9e&#8230; \ud83d\udc7f ]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0La psychose, mais qu&rsquo;est ce que c&rsquo;est ?\u00a0\u00bb se demandent de jeunes ignorants.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Je ne sais pas trop en fait. Je vais envoyer un mail \u00e0 quelqu&rsquo;un de mon r\u00e9pertoire (=contacts) pour lui demander, attendez.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1258 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/img_20160815_161445.jpg\" alt=\"img_20160815_161445.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/img_20160815_161445.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/img_20160815_161445-300x281.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, tiens, tiens, je crois bien que mon correspondant avait la r\u00e9ponse&#8230; (j&rsquo;ai essay\u00e9 de faire quelque chose pour d\u00e9tourner le fait que ce soit du copi\u00e9-coll\u00e9) Quel hasard ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bref, je sais (j&rsquo;ai pas mit ne) pas vous, mais moi&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>quand je me fais surprendre par une araign\u00e9e \u00e9norme dans un certain endroit de ma maison<\/li>\n<li>quand j&rsquo;ai gliss\u00e9 sur la serpilli\u00e8re de chez quelqu&rsquo;un<\/li>\n<li>quand je me brule avec une certaine lampe<\/li>\n<li>quand je me cogne contre une poutre<\/li>\n<li>quand je ratte la derni\u00e8re marche<\/li>\n<li>quand je me prend les pieds dans le trottoir de devant chez moi<\/li>\n<li>quand je me pique avec mon compas<\/li>\n<li>quand je me prends l&rsquo;\u00e9lectricit\u00e9 avec mon chargeur<\/li>\n<li>quand un chat me griffe<\/li>\n<li>[&#8230;]<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s, j&rsquo;ai la psychose. Que \u00e7a m&rsquo;arrive \u00e0 nouveau.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1428 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/like-\u00e9cole-1024x734.jpg\" alt=\"like \u00e9cole\" width=\"594\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/like-\u00e9cole.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/like-\u00e9cole-300x215.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/like-\u00e9cole-768x551.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez, salut !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b (on est le treize)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Cet article va \u00eatre nul car j&rsquo;avais une super id\u00e9e mais je l&rsquo;ai oubli\u00e9e&#8230; \ud83d\udc7f ] &nbsp; \u00ab\u00a0La psychose, mais qu&rsquo;est ce que c&rsquo;est ?\u00a0\u00bb se demandent de jeunes ignorants. &nbsp; Je ne sais pas trop en fait. Je vais envoyer un mail \u00e0 quelqu&rsquo;un de mon r\u00e9pertoire (=contacts) pour lui demander, attendez. &nbsp; &nbsp; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1257\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[75],"tags":[54,30],"class_list":["post-1257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delire","tag-drole","tag-relou"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-kh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1257"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3939,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions\/3939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}