{"id":1808,"date":"2016-09-30T17:15:56","date_gmt":"2016-09-30T16:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2017-04-30T14:14:31","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T13:14:31","slug":"quelques-conseils-si-tu-es-un-chien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=1808","title":{"rendered":"[ANIMAL N\u00b026] Quelques conseils si tu es un chien"},"content":{"rendered":"

[Je voulais mettre \u00ab\u00a0gros chien\u00a0\u00bb mais bon… C’est pas tr\u00e8s gentil quand m\u00eame !]<\/p>\n

Bref, aujourd’hui, ce n’est pas moi qui \u00e9crit l’article, c’est Jamsa !!! \ud83d\ude1b Enfin… \ud83d\ude44 Mes interventions seront en rose ! Car j’aime le rooOOOoose ! \ud83d\ude00<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Coucou les amis ! (Jamsa n’a que des amis)<\/span> \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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Je vais vous donner quelques conseils si vous \u00eates un petit chien, comme moi ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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1 – Tirer la langue<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Je vous conseille de tirer la langue constamment, cela vous permet d’avoir moins chaud ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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2 – Aider \u00e0 capturer les pok\u00e9mons
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Aider vos ma\u00eetres \u00e0 capturer des pok\u00e9mons peut vous \u00eatre tr\u00e8s utile : ils vous r\u00e9compenseront ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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3 – \u00catre gentil avec les autres animaux
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Soyez gentils avec les autres chiens, les LAPINS, les petits chats…<\/p>\n

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4 – \u00catre \u221a<\/strong><\/div>\n
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C’est chouette d’\u00eatre v\u00e9rifi\u00e9e par des juges, vos ma\u00eetres sont fiers de vous et on vous fait pleins de c\u00e2lins !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n
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5 – \u00catre un peu difficile<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Bouder ses croquettes est quelque chose de sympa : les patrons vont acheter toutes sortes de nourritures pour que vous soyez satisfaits… Vous aurez donc peut-\u00eatre du p\u00e2t\u00e9, avec un peu de chance ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/div>\n
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6 – Ne pas r\u00e9clamer<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Si il y a une chose que je n’ai pas oubli\u00e9, c’est bien qu’il ne faut pas r\u00e9clamer, c’est la chose que les humains d\u00e9testent le plus, apr\u00e8s ils vous boudent pendant de tr\u00e8s longues minutes… \ud83d\ude25 (Ce n’est pas un peu exag\u00e9r\u00e9 ?)<\/span><\/div>\n
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7 – Faire piti\u00e9<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Si vous fa\u00eetes piti\u00e9, vous aurez tout ce que vous voulez ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/div>\n
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8 – Respectez les f\u00eates<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Pour comprendre ses ma\u00eetres, il faut avant tout comprendre leurs habitudes, dont les f\u00eates ! \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/div>\n
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9 – Jouez !<\/strong><\/strong><\/div>\n
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Les humains adorent \u00eatre r\u00e9veill\u00e9s par un petit monstre qui veut jouer ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/div>\n
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10 – Demandez des marques<\/strong><\/div>\n
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Les humains vous assomment avec leurs marques, L’Or\u00e9al, Givenchy… Pourquoi vous n’aurez pas le droit \u00e0 des marques ? Demandez leur des marques, ils ne vous refusent rien ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/div>\n
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Voinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n

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A bient\u00f4t les amis ! (et les autres)<\/span> \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[Je voulais mettre \u00ab\u00a0gros chien\u00a0\u00bb mais bon… C’est pas tr\u00e8s gentil quand m\u00eame !] Bref, aujourd’hui, ce n’est pas moi qui \u00e9crit l’article, c’est Jamsa !!! \ud83d\ude1b Enfin… \ud83d\ude44 Mes interventions seront en rose ! Car j’aime le rooOOOoose ! \ud83d\ude00   Coucou les amis ! (Jamsa n’a que des amis) \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude1b   Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[78],"tags":[50],"class_list":["post-1808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal","tag-mignon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-ta","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1808"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4061,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1808\/revisions\/4061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}