{"id":2033,"date":"2016-10-08T18:29:42","date_gmt":"2016-10-08T17:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=2033"},"modified":"2017-04-30T15:03:19","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T14:03:19","slug":"100-images-qui-defilent-preparation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=2033","title":{"rendered":"[DOSSIER N\u00b0139] 100 images qui d\u00e9filent &#8211; pr\u00e9paration"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Comme vous le saviez d\u00e9j\u00e0, j&rsquo;ai effac\u00e9 la vid\u00e9o de pr\u00e9sentation un peu fofolle sur ma cha\u00eene&#8230; En fait, je voulais en faire une quand m\u00eame, mais plus propre et qui me \u00ab\u00a0ressemble\u00a0\u00bb plus.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Au d\u00e9part, j&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9vu de copier sur Natacha Birds et de faire un alphabet avec tous mes trucs, mais apr\u00e8s r\u00e9flexion, je n&rsquo;ai pas envie. En plus, je me serai sentie coupable d&rsquo;avoir fait pareil que quelqu&rsquo;un sans chercher par moi m\u00eame&#8230; \ud83d\ude25 Mais j&rsquo;avais quand m\u00eame cr\u00e9\u00e9 un document Microsoft&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alphabet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>B &#8211; Blogueuse<\/p>\n<p>C &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>D &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>E &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>F &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>G &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>H &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>I &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>J &#8211; Jamsa<\/p>\n<p>K &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>L &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>M &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>N &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>O &#8211; Ordinateur<\/p>\n<p>P &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Q &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>R &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>S &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>T &#8211; Testeuse<\/p>\n<p>U &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>V &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>W &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>X &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Y &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Z \u2013<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est un peu le \u00ab\u00a0z\u00e9ro id\u00e9e exprim\u00e9e\u00a0\u00bb de Norman&#8230; \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Donc, j&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de faire d\u00e9filer 100 photos de trucs sans rapport, mais un peu quand m\u00eame. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Donc, j&rsquo;ai du trouver 100 id\u00e9es ! Jamsa, mon ordinateur&#8230; Heu, mes id\u00e9es s&rsquo;arr\u00eatent l\u00e0 ! Et il fallait aussi que je me d\u00e9brouille pour trouver comment bloquer les commentaires ! [Car, mis \u00e0 part les gentils commentaires, il y a aussi des pignoufs qui commentent de fa\u00e7on m\u00e9chante et idiote&#8230; Donc, je ne veux pas qu&rsquo;on puisse commenter ! Si ces personnes d\u00e9biles veulent critiquer, elles n&rsquo;ont qu&rsquo;\u00e0 aller sur mon blog et se mettre face \u00e0 moi : \u00e0 mon contr\u00f4le absolu du blog !!! Niark niark niark ! <img src=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> Pr\u00e9cisions quelque peu inutiles&#8230;] D&rsquo;ailleurs, il vous est un peu inutile de commenter (un peu) car je ne r\u00e9ponds plus \u00e0 vos commentaires&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Bref.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>En fait, \u00e0 l&rsquo;instant o\u00f9 j&rsquo;\u00e9cris cet article, je n&rsquo;ai encore rien fait. J&rsquo;ai juste pr\u00e9vu de mettre une image de Jamsa o\u00f9 elle est trop mignonne et de faire un effet sonore o\u00f9 \u00e7a fait un \u00ab\u00a0pom\u00a0\u00bb d\u00e8s qu&rsquo;une nouvelle image appara\u00eet&#8230; Un truc un peu relou quoi ! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Donc, cet article est un peu un brouillon&#8230; \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"polls-12\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Veux-tu voir cette nouvelle vid\u00e9o ?!<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-12-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li>Oui <small>(100%, 3 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 100%;\" title=\"Oui (100% | 3 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<li>Non <small>(0%, 0 Votes)<\/small><div class=\"pollbar\" style=\"width: 1%;\" title=\"Non (0% | 0 Votes)\"><\/div><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\">Total Voters: <strong>3<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n\t\t<input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_12_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"f0d358326f\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-12-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Chargement ...\" title=\"Chargement ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Chargement ...<\/div>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez, mets un like, abonnes toi et&#8230; Salut ! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude42 &nbsp; Comme vous le saviez d\u00e9j\u00e0, j&rsquo;ai effac\u00e9 la vid\u00e9o de pr\u00e9sentation un peu fofolle sur ma cha\u00eene&#8230; En fait, je voulais en faire une quand m\u00eame, mais plus propre et qui me \u00ab\u00a0ressemble\u00a0\u00bb plus. &nbsp; Au d\u00e9part, j&rsquo;avais pr\u00e9vu de copier sur Natacha Birds <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=2033\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[76],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dossier","tag-youtube"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-wN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4173,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions\/4173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}