{"id":3589,"date":"2017-03-03T16:00:51","date_gmt":"2017-03-03T15:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2017-04-30T13:41:34","modified_gmt":"2017-04-30T12:41:34","slug":"jinterview-une-mamie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=3589","title":{"rendered":"[INTERVIEW N\u00b09] J&rsquo;interview une mamie !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 (je viens d&rsquo;\u00e9ternuer)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je sais qu&rsquo;il y a un \u00ab\u00a0e\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la fin de j&rsquo;interviewe mais franchement c&rsquo;est moche. HA HA !<\/p>\n<p>Bref, je vais interviewer une mamie !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pourquoi avez-vous d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de devenir \u00ab\u00a0mamie\u00a0\u00bb ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Ben, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;c&rsquo;est pas moi qui l&rsquo;ai d\u00e9cid\u00e9, hein !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Est-ce que vous avez d\u00e9j\u00e0 emmen\u00e9 vos petits enfants \u00e0 DisneyLand ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Non, mais je leur ai offert DisneyLand, meuh, le s\u00e9jour j&rsquo;veux dire !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pourquoi aimez-vous vos petits enfants ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Fou&#8230; Ben je me le demande parfois !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Combien en avez-vous ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Ben j&rsquo;crois ben qu&rsquo;j&rsquo;en ai quatre, hein !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Comment fa\u00eetes-vous pour confondre leurs pr\u00e9noms ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Noooon ! Je les confonds pas mais quand ils sont tous ensemble, j&rsquo;ai du mal !\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Est-ce qu&rsquo;ils s&rsquo;entendent bien ?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Excusez-moi mais cette mamie en avait marre d&rsquo;\u00eatre interview\u00e9e&#8230; Elle est donc partie. \ud83d\ude25 \ud83d\ude1b<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Je vais donc vous donner la d\u00e9finition d&rsquo;une mamie !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"copy-paste-block\">\n<ul class=\"Definitions\">\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">Terme familier par lequel les enfants appellent leur grand-m\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">M\u00e8re du p\u00e8re ou de la m\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">Vieille femme.<\/li>\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">Vieillarde la plus \u00e2g\u00e9e d&rsquo;une famille.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Heu&#8230; Voyons pour papy maintenant !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Grand-p\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">P\u00e8re du p\u00e8re ou de la m\u00e8re.<\/li>\n<li class=\"DivisionDefinition\">Vieil homme.<\/li>\n<li>Vieillard le plus \u00e2g\u00e9 d&rsquo;une famille.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Entre nous, elles sont pas dr\u00f4les leurs d\u00e9finitions ! Pas dr\u00f4\u00f4\u00f4\u00f4\u00f4les ! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>D&rsquo;ailleurs, en parlant de mamies, je trouve que la nouvelle publicit\u00e9 de Mamie Nova est juste trop laide !<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"transparent overflowingVertical aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-1HmTO6sRTQE\/VJNqxiP3vsI\/AAAAAAAAHmA\/C5K-plO1rWs\/s1600\/Logo%2BMamie-Nova.png\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez voir <a href=\"http:\/\/logo-share.blogspot.fr\/2014\/12\/mamie-nova-logo.html\">ce site<\/a> si cette marque vous int\u00e9resse, du moins, son logo ! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>Vous savez que le mot \u00ab\u00a0mamie\u00a0\u00bb a un anagramme, lequel ? \u00ab\u00a0<a title=\"miame\" href=\"https:\/\/fr.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/miame\">Miame\u00a0\u00bb<\/a>, c&rsquo;est presque \u00ab\u00a0miam\u00a0\u00bb ! Comme si on allait manger une mamie, c&rsquo;est trop bizarre ! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Allez, j&rsquo;en ai ras-le bol (marre \ud83d\ude00 ) de parler dans le vent pour rajouter des mots ! Saluuuuuuuuuuuuuut les amis (et les autres) et \u00e0 bient\u00f4t ! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coucou les amis (et les autres) !!! \ud83d\ude1b \ud83d\ude00 (je viens d&rsquo;\u00e9ternuer) &nbsp; &nbsp; Je sais qu&rsquo;il y a un \u00ab\u00a0e\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la fin de j&rsquo;interviewe mais franchement c&rsquo;est moche. HA HA ! Bref, je vais interviewer une mamie ! &nbsp; &nbsp; Pourquoi avez-vous d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de devenir \u00ab\u00a0mamie\u00a0\u00bb ? \u00ab\u00a0Ben, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;c&rsquo;est pas moi qui <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=3589\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-VT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3589"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3978,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589\/revisions\/3978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}