{"id":395,"date":"2016-03-15T20:31:09","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T19:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=395"},"modified":"2017-04-29T19:21:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-29T18:21:00","slug":"etre-vieux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=395","title":{"rendered":"[DELIRE N\u00b02] \u00catre vieux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Comment ? Pourquoi je fais un article sur les vieux alors que ne m&rsquo;y connais pas du tout ? Bonne question.<\/p>\n<p>Je me demande ce que \u00e7a fais d&rsquo;\u00eatre vieux &#8230; s\u00fbrement pas plus de choses que quand on est jeune.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/\u00eatre-vieux.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-396\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-396\" src=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/\u00eatre-vieux-300x234.jpg\" alt=\"\u00eatre vieux\" width=\"300\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/\u00eatre-vieux-300x234.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/\u00eatre-vieux.jpg 350w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ouais mais quand on est vieux on se dit : \u00ab\u00a0Tiens \u00e7a fais longtemps que je vis moi ! Et si j&rsquo;allais manger du bacon ?\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #c41b1b;\">Quand on est vieux on pense mieux que les autres.(FAUX)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quand on est vieux on mange trois fois plus que les autres mais on paye trois fois plus du coup.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quand on est vieux, on n&rsquo;est pas jeune. \u00c7a c&rsquo;est le principe.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #c41b1b;\">Quand on est vieux on est plus grand.(FAUX, on est plus petit)<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Quand on est vieux on regarde la t\u00e9l\u00e9, enfin pas plus que quand on est jeune.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En fait quand on est vieux, on s&rsquo;en fou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comment ? Pourquoi je fais un article sur les vieux alors que ne m&rsquo;y connais pas du tout ? Bonne question. Je me demande ce que \u00e7a fais d&rsquo;\u00eatre vieux &#8230; s\u00fbrement pas plus de choses que quand on est jeune. Ouais mais quand on est vieux on se dit : \u00ab\u00a0Tiens \u00e7a fais longtemps <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/?p=395\">Lire la suite<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[75],"tags":[44,54],"class_list":["post-395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-delire","tag-critiquer","tag-drole"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3p9Oq-6n","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=395"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3907,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/395\/revisions\/3907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.xn--maa-0ma.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}